Health Marketers can be cheesy too!

Posted by barbarahales

Marketers often see the funny side and how it plays a role in life.
In honor of Valentine’s Day this week, these “pick-up” lines which can be
tweeted or posted in various social media sites come from Brittany Leaning at
HubSpot’s Inbound Marketing Blog.

“HEY GIRL, YOU COULD SPAM ME ALL NIGHT AND I STILL WOULDN’T UNSUBSCRIBE”

“IF MEN WERE LANDING PAGES, I’D ONLY WANT TO CONVERT ON YOU”

YOU COULD SPAM ME ALL NIGHT AND I STILL WOULDN’T UNSUBSCRIBE

“WHAT DO YOU SAY WE BOUNCE LIKE A BAD EMAIL”

“I LOVE YOU LIKE A MARKETER LOVES REPORTING”

“YOU’RE LIKE A STYLE GUIDE…YOU ADD CONSISTENCY TO MY LIFE”

“BABY, YOU CAN GIVE ME A CALL-TO-ACTION ANYTIME”

“I DON’T NEED TO LOOK AT MORE DATA…WHAT I’M FEELING WITH YOU IS ALREADY STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT”

“DO YOU HAVE A PRIVACY POLICY? CAUSE I’D LOVE TO SEE YOUR FINE PRINT”

“ME WITHOUT YOU IS LIKE A MARKETER WITHOUT ANALYTICS. LOST, VISIONLESS AND CONFUSED.”

“HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A 301 REDIRECT TO MY HEART?”

“YOU MUST BE AN INBOUND MARKETER…CAUSE YOU SURE ATTRACTED ME!”

“WHAT DO YOU SAY WE OPT-OUT OF HERE AND OPT-IN TO MY JACUZZI?”

“JUST LIKE YOUR PAID SEARCH CAMPAIGN, YOU’VE MADE QUITE THE IMPRESSION ON ME”

“WHAT DO YOU SAY WE WRAP UP THIS BLOG POST BACK AT MY PLACE?”

“IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAD A NICE PIPELINE, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?”

“YOU MUST BE AN SEO EXPERT, BECAUSE YOU RANK #1 ON MY LIST!”

Can you think of others that you have used or find funny?
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