Marketers often see the funny side and how it plays a role in life.
In honor of Valentine's Day this week, these "pick-up" lines which can be
tweeted or posted in various social media sites come from Brittany Leaning at
HubSpot's Inbound Marketing Blog.
"HEY GIRL, YOU COULD SPAM ME ALL NIGHT AND I STILL WOULDN'T UNSUBSCRIBE"
"IF MEN WERE LANDING PAGES, I'D ONLY WANT TO CONVERT ON YOU"
YOU COULD SPAM ME ALL NIGHT AND I STILL WOULDN'T UNSUBSCRIBE
"WHAT DO YOU SAY WE BOUNCE LIKE A BAD EMAIL"
"I LOVE YOU LIKE A MARKETER LOVES REPORTING"
"YOU'RE LIKE A STYLE GUIDE...YOU ADD CONSISTENCY TO MY LIFE"
"BABY, YOU CAN GIVE ME A CALL-TO-ACTION ANYTIME"
"I DON'T NEED TO LOOK AT MORE DATA...WHAT I'M FEELING WITH YOU IS ALREADY STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT"
"ME WITHOUT YOU IS LIKE A MARKETER WITHOUT ANALYTICS. LOST, VISIONLESS AND CONFUSED."
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A 301 REDIRECT TO MY HEART?"
"YOU MUST BE AN INBOUND MARKETER...CAUSE YOU SURE ATTRACTED ME!"
"WHAT DO YOU SAY WE OPT-OUT OF HERE AND OPT-IN TO MY JACUZZI?"
"JUST LIKE YOUR PAID SEARCH CAMPAIGN, YOU'VE MADE QUITE THE IMPRESSION ON ME"
"WHAT DO YOU SAY WE WRAP UP THIS BLOG POST BACK AT MY PLACE?"
"IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAD A NICE PIPELINE, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?"
"YOU MUST BE AN SEO EXPERT, BECAUSE YOU RANK #1 ON MY LIST!"
Can you think of others that you have used or find funny?
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- February 15th